from the archives
- Hey! There's a gift!
- Well, well, well ...
- Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
- This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
- Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
- If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
- I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
- Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
- To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
- I really don't deserve this.
