Another Cotterism from the archives...from when he was learning to read.
Cotter (reading): Daddy...
Me: Yes?
C: What's this word?
M: How is it spelled?
C: P..E...N...N...Y
M: Sound out each letter
C: Puh Ehh NNNN NNNN Yuh
M: Remember, when there's a 'y' at the end, it makes an "eee" sound.
C: Oh. Right.
M: Try again.
C: Puh...Ehh...NNN...EEE...Hey, I got it
! M: What is it?
C: Penis!
