A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect!""Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?""Twelve thirty..."
sometimes I'm the only one laughing.
From the archives:
Dewey goes to the local revival and listens to the preacher. After a while the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.
Dewey gets in line, and when it's his turn the preacher asks: "Dewey, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Dewey replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Dewey's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Dewey's head and prays and prays.
After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks: "Dewey, how is your hearing now?"
Dewey says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't until next Wednesday."
