- If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
- Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.
- Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
- Work in the kitchen whenever you can ... many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator.
- If it's electronic, get a new one ... or consult a twelve-year- old.
- Stay simple minded: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning the switch "on" ; or just paintover it.
- Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.
- Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.
- If something looks level, it is level.
- If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
(from the archives)
