Why do burglers prefer Earl Grey?
Because taking proper tea is theft.
sometimes I'm the only one laughing.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
