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      3 Jun 2011

      Things I Wikipedia: Manimal

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      Having just waxed nostalgic on Facebook about my days getting only NBC on our TV, I remembered the greatest TV show only to last one season.

      Manimal

      Rediscovering Manimal on Wikipedia has brought about the first onset of Nostalgia Regret* (although certainly not to be the last).

      You see, in my memory's recall, Manimal was a fabulous concept and was superbly executed. What's not to be enthralled by a shape-shifting genius who chooses to use his abilities to solve criminal mysteries. I recalled him turning into a veritable managerie of wild animals, utilizing cutting-edge special effects that made the impossible seem real.

      That's not how Wikipedia remembers it:

      By modern standards the show's special effects, though plentiful, are low-quality. While Jonathan had the ability to change himself into any animal, he would transform into a hawk and a black panther in nearly every episode. In some episodes, he would transform into a third animal, such as a horse, dolphin, or bull, with the transformation taking place offscreen, though once he was shown becoming a snake. 

      Okay, so they only had budget for two animal morphs, and then re-used the footage over and again. So that's a little disillusioning. At least it was good special effects.

      Youtube steps in: "Not so fast..."

       

       

      Yeah, you're right. That was pretty bad. But at least the hawk transformation was cool. Youtube: "Umm..., roll clip."

      Wow. Confronted with this evidence, I have to decide if the threshold for excellence was just remarkably low back in '83, if we've become spoiled by the advances of technology that make past advances look silly by comparison, or if my pre-teen imagination played a disproportionately large factor in my estimation of this program.

       

      Youtube: "May I suggest one final item, albeit dubbed in French, for your consideration? You'll need to watch the entire clip for the full impact."

       

      Okay...it was bad. Really, really bad. 

      My idyllic memory has been utterly destroyed by the evidence. You have to admit though, Simon MacCorkindale (which also may be the best name in acting, ever) accomplished some amazing nostril flaring to signal the initiation of the animal morphing process. I can't explain how he always ripped up his clothing in the change, but in the return to human form, he was again fully dressed in the suit he had only minutes earlier rendered unwearable. 

      That's why they call it science fiction.

      If this cathartic experience has shown us anything it's this: The Manimal experience (primed for a modern re-boot, I'd like to add), was great for what it was, though it, in retrospect, could not begin to compare to the quality of TV's ultimate morphing hero, The Incredible Hulk.**

       

      *Nostalgia Regret has not yet been recognized by the American Association of Psychiatric Professionals, nor any other made-up authoritative-sounding organizations. But it's real, trust me. It's real.

      ** Youtube:  Are you sure you want to go there?

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      28 Jun 2010

      Linkstravaganza: I love the 80s

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      Five favourite fashion accessories from the 80s:

      1. Parachute Pants.
      2. Powder Jacket.
      3. Izod polos...collar up.
      4. Knit ties.
      5. Multicolor Chuck Taylor All Star High Tops.
      6. BONUS:  Dig through a virtual, searchable 80s wardrobe here.

      Five favorite movies from the 80s (name it by its tagline):

      1. He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from home.
      2. They were five total strangers, with nothing in common, meeting for the first time. A brain, a beauty, a jock, a rebel and a recluse. Before the day was over, they broke the rules. Bared their souls. And touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.
      3. One Man's Struggle To Take It Easy.
      4. Have The Time Of Your Life.
      5. The creators of JAWS and STAR WARS now bring you the ultimate hero in the ultimate adventure.

      Five favorite tv shows from the 80s (guess according to the wackiest character):

      1. Rosco P. Coltrane
      2. Captain "Howlin' Mad" Murdock.
      3. "Coach" Ernie Pantusso.
      4. Skippy Handleman.
      5. Garthe Knight & Goliath.

      Five favourite songs from the 80s (guess title and artist by its misheard lyrics):

      1. I'm a Cheerio Girl
      2. Last Christmas!
      3. Pay the rent, Claudette
      4. Take me down to a very nice city
      5. Well go and get stuffed (link is to right lyrics, but not right artist)

      Five favourite singers/bands from the 80s (guess by obscure trivia fact):

      1. This band's lead guitarist is married to a woman who was formerly married to another band's drummer who was later married to another woman who was later connected to two other rock stars.
      2. This band's front man killed another band's drummer while driving drunk.
      3. This band originally included one member's younger brother, who left the band before the launch, only to make it big later as a soloist and even later as an actor.
      4. This band's original cast had only 1 high school graduate
      5. He formed the band Generation X before hitting it big as a solo performer

       

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      24 May 2010

      LOST, post mordem

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      Summary...

       

      Season six, flash-sideways was purgatory.

      The island was real.

       

      To recap:

      Oceanic 815 really happened.

      Jack - died on the island.

      John - dead, killed by Ben

      Sayid - dead, originally killed by Roger Linus, then resurrected. Then killed again when he took the bomb away in the sub.

      Juliet -dead, killed the explosion of Jughead.

      Kate - dead, escaped the island. Died sometime later.

      Desmond - dead, presumably on the island after being pulled up by Ben & Hurley.

       

      Sun & Jin - both dead. Died in submarine explosion, drowning.

      Sawyer - dead, escaped the island. Died sometime later.

      Hurley - dead, took over Jacob responsibilities. Death time/circumstance unknown.

      Ben - dead, accepting Hurley's offer as assistant. Found redemption, but stayed in "purgatory" to work out his issues.

      Claire - dead, escaped the island. death circumstances unknown.

      Michael, - Dead, killed on the freighter explosion. Michael is still on the island...not close to "finding his way" to let go and move on.

      Walt - escaped the island. Presumably dead, not needing to find the rest of the 815 crew.

      Rose & Bernard - dead, presumably on the island (hopefully of natural causes) some time in the undetermined future.

      Charlie, Libby, Boone, & Shannon - Dead. Killed on the island, reunited in purgatory.

      Ana, Charlotte, Daniel - dead. Killed on the island. Not ready to move on.

      Miles - dead, escaped the island. Not ready to move on.

      Richard - Still alive?

       

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